Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
Reading that old classic The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for the 438,762nd time, I finally realised why I hate every single iThing that Apple have ever done, the smug arsebiscuits.
I quote: '"All the doors on this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."
'As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sigh-like quality to it.
'"Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!" it said.'
That's Apple. That's the perfect encapsulation of Apple.
I quote: '"All the doors on this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."
'As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sigh-like quality to it.
'"Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!" it said.'
That's Apple. That's the perfect encapsulation of Apple.
posted by Nyder O'Leary at
22:49
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I'm saran gas, hide in your apartments
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And give a crippling fuck like a sand-sharkskin condom
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