Ireland's Blasphemy Law: A Celebration
It's a little known fact that Jesus was actually a real person who was actually the son of God. However, he was really crucified for the crime of stapling small children to the underside of donkey's testicles, where he would alternate between jizzing over their faces and eating their virginal flesh. Matthew tried to stop him once, but Jesus just laughed at him and said "I'm going to return to earth as Adolf Hitler!".
This is why every single Christian is a Nazi paedophile.
Okay, I demand I be arrested now. The comments section is available for anyone who wants to join me.
This is why every single Christian is a Nazi paedophile.
Okay, I demand I be arrested now. The comments section is available for anyone who wants to join me.
posted by Nyder O'Leary at
19:29
5 Comments:
Firstly, I'm upset that your not an equal opportunities blasphemer. No mention at all of the other equally silly and stupid Gods out there. For Jesus sake you left out the Morons, sorry the Mormons, their ridiculous religion is a blasphemy in itself. Granted Mormons are technically Christians so you have that covered.
Which takes me to a serious point. Can the New Testament, considered by large numbers of the Jewish community to be an anti-Semitic tract, be banned as a blasphemous document?
Finally, when is a religion a religion. Can you blaspheme Scientology? Can I ridicule creationism a sincerely held religious belief held by many people? For that matter by teaching evolution can it be argued that one is being blasphemous?
Thank God I'm an Atheist.
I dont get it.
Yes, if christ came back as hitler then supporters (including all christians, why not?) could be called Nazis; but if the son of god was a child-eating paedo as you claim (and I hope you have a link to back you up), that doesn't make supporters paedophiles necessarly. For instance: not all Michael Jackson fans are gay paedophiles, are they?
They might have just liked Jesus for his work for various donkey charities and hardline national socialist ethos, but found his other activities a bit much...
Failure to launch there, sorry. Couldn't make it up to the heavens of blasphemy and burned up like smelly hair in a hairdryer in the atmosphere of merely offensive. Balls.
Also, does this law mean there's no such thing as antisemitism any more, just plain blasphemy? Or is that blasphemy?
'Course, the real problem with the law is its transparent cynicism. It's entirely unenforceable and serves no purpose; it was brought in by the government to divert attention from real issues. And, thanks to the rampaging smug whinging of all those self-proclaimed Atheists out there, it's worked.
(Atheists with a capital "A", who are the dullest, most predictable, and most tedious people on the planet, as opposed to standard atheists who are just sensible and normal)
Ridicule is the only sensible thing to do. Take it seriously, write big long articles, question it... then you're helping it work.
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